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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 11:32

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
No way
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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No, not a chance
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics